So ladies and gentlemen, I present to yourselves a very special motor on this fine wednesday evening, a motor machine so unbelievably agile on the hills of any field that it will genuinely make your head explode (but unbelievably shite on a motorway cause its a 1.6 petrol) the Suzuki Grand Vitara SWB

Basically what I think of this car is that it's like an iPhone 13 mini, it works, does what it has to do but really it has no point of existing and no one is glad that it does, but in saying that, this particular model is a genuine Grassmen endorsed vehicle (it isn't and Grassmen if you see this please for the love of god don't send me a solicitors letter) and right it should, if you seen this baby on your local field ripping through it like a knife through butter, you'd expect it just for the sheer practicality of this vehicle, the only thing missing, is a smyth super cube being pulled behind it full of sileage on a fine summers day.

So lets get to the technicals, this baby has a radio, which comes with the dubliners greatest hits (that should sell this car alone and if you say otherwise please shut off your device and never use social media again) and somehow it passed test this evening, absolutely mental i know, so it has test as shown in the photos for a full year, A Year!!!!! I know damn well that I'd be proud of this vehicle if i had to drive it, it also has another good 2 months tax, so when ya pull up to your local checkpoint you've 2 choices, stick the middle finger up at the gard when he checks your window or, fly through the nearest field after the end of february if you decide not to tax it. It's your problem after that.


So to end this absolute poem, I shall tell you about the love tap on the wing, I haven't an absolute dogs notion as to how it came on it and to be rightfully honest it deserves to stay, it can be fixed with a hammer and some dealz black paint if you're really that bothered about it.

Final notes; this isn't my car although I am taking messages on it, the price is valid on the advert and will take an offer (although you're taking away from my commission so please give full price) so please mtv, buy my vehicle.

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Source:See Orginal Advert on the Marketplace